I'm quite weird, you'll learn to like it.

Speaking of the devil, I was utterly outraged when my sexy & fabulous friend ''Miss Boobs'', or as she surely would prefer ''M'' said something that was quite revolting. I liked it.

Anyways, this is how our enhanced conversation about Little Jacquie sounded like:

Sex Machine William: I'm probably the reason Little Jacquie always goes offline now. Oh yes, FOR SURE. So do I blow Little Jacquie off during our first week? I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
Miss Boobs: *laughs* I think you put an extra 'off' in that sentence
Sex Machine William: *Dying on the floor of laughter* MISS BOOBS, that came out of YOU? OUT OF ALL PEOPLE? I'M SO OUTRAGED!
Miss Boobs: *Giggles* I've been hanging out with you too much.
Sex Machine William: This needs to be immortalized.

& there you have it, I'm a terrible influence.

W, the one and only.